THE FINAL WORD

I forget where I saw it posted tonight, but I want to share this joke before I sign off.

Q: Why will Bush and Cheney spend such a short time testifying before the 9/11 commission?

A: Because the the vice-president's knee falls asleep when the president sits on it for so long.

Goodnight, ladies and gentlemen, please remember to tip your waitresses and bartenders.
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